They were all out so I had to take an L.
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After she knocked 5 times she got frustrated and said "you're supposed to say who's there" I told her I was a millennial and we refuse to answer the door.
Por qué.
I just read that weight watchers declared bankruptcy. In England they were getting lots of people to sign up, but ultimately it wasn’t profitable - they were losing pounds left and right.
So I’d say, “Nah Ma stay!”
The CEO of IKEA was just elected Prime Minister of Sweden. The first thing he'll do is to assemble his cabinet.
Store was out of He(a)dwigs.
remember I’m nacho average listener.
Pull its finger!
It must've been a cow-nibal
She looked over at me and I said, I'm going to stay neutral about this.
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